Saturday, October 22, 2011

AS SEEN ON TV: THE DEATH OF QADDAFI (AFTERMATH)


From a Skitlandia that never was....


Chevy Chase: "And now, as a public service to those of our viewers who have difficulty with their hearing, I will repeat the top story of the day, aided by the Headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing, Garrett Morris.

"Our top story tonight...."

Garrett Morris: "OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...!"

Chevy Chase: "..Colonel Moammar Qaddafi..."

Garrett Morris: "..COLONEL MOAMMAR QADDAFI....!"

Chevy Chase: "..is dead."

Garrett Morris: "..IS DEAD!"

Chevy Chase: "And after thirty-six years...."

Garrett Morris: "..AND AFTER THIRTY-SIX YEARS...."

Chevy Chase: "Generalissimo Francisco Franco....."

Garrett Morris: "..GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO...."

Chevy Chase: "..is still dead."

Garrett Morris: ".. IS STILL DEAD!"

Chevy Chase: "Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Garrett Morris: GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!

COLONEL MOAMMAR QUADDAFI

AS SEEN IN:
'Second Chance'

AS PLAYED BY:
Zitto Kazann


Amazingly, they got the year of Qaddafi's death right back in 1987. The month and day may be wrong, but that's okay. Since that episode aired, the timeline of Earth Prime-Time had been "rebooted" at least three times by events depicted in at least three different series:

'Primeval' - Season One/Episode Six & Season Two/Episode One

'Doctor Who' - "The Big Bang"

'Fringe' - "The Day We Died"

Qaddafi's death is apparently not a fixed point in Time except for the year.  Certain details like the month and day could be fudged with each adjustment to the established timeline.

BCnU!

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